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Ann Coulter

July 22, 2009

What in the hell is her problem? I don’t understand why people let her out of the cage that she should be kept in at all times. Who finally decided to take off her muzzle — but forgot to tell her that she was still allowed to eat? Why does she feel that she needs to say her opinion? Especially an opinion as twisted, ass-backwards, racist and anti-semitic as hers? Who keeps letting her outside?

I had the misfortune of watching the above clip of her yesterday while I was at work. I thought to myself, “Oh, let me watch this Ann Coulter video. I’m bored, and at least my anger will keep me occupied.”

I was wrong.

Instead, I became confused, mostly. I wasn’t angry. She is obviously a mindless bitch whose opinion should not be listened to…at all….ever…under any circumstances. But what really confused me was….does she REALLY believe these things that she is saying? Or is she doing a bad Stephen Colbert? I have to say, I have watched many of her interviews (out of bored curiosity) and I simply could not find a hint of irony in her voice. She seemed absolutely serious.

And that is where the fear sets in. Watching her makes me scared. I’m not scared of her….she is a bony bitch that I am SURE I could take if the opportunity ever presented itself (and I hope it does sooner than later. I would just LOVE to punch her in that pastey mess she calls a face.). Ann Coulter is an author — a shitty one at that, but she is an author…the animal waste she writes does get published by capitalistic idiots who care more about money than substance. And THAT is what scares me right there. People publish her shit because they KNOW it will make them money, because they KNOW it will get bought — and in massive quantities.

So the thing that scares me is … who in the hell is reading her books? Why are there so many? Do people actually AGREE with her? Are there really that many? How? This is the 21st century, people! You couldn’t possibly agree with someone who flippantly and blunderingly remarks that Jews should be perfected (watch above clip), could you? Apparently, you could.

I have made it my duty that whenever I enter a bookstore — whether it is my local Barnes & Noble or an airport bookstore — I will actively find Ann Coulter books and hide them. Join me! Lets not let her racist, anti-semitic bull shit to be distributed in mass quantities around our country. Believe me, our country does not need any more of that kind of thinking — we are past those days, and we do not wish to return to them.

Let us boycott Ann Coulter and the shit she produces both in speech and in print!

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. July 23, 2009 4:57 pm

    Hide the books!! I’m down!

  2. Colleen O permalink
    July 27, 2009 9:35 pm

    FUCK YOU, ANN COULTER! holy shit, that made me soo freakin pissed. but then, like you said she is just a mindless bitch. but i have been thinking this over for a long time now.. most of america has more of her mind-set and it is scary as shit. it truly is. god, but this clip is just absurd.

  3. Preston Cooper permalink
    July 30, 2009 3:35 pm

    Who took off her muzzle and forgot to tell her she could eat? LOL!

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