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Five Guys, and Why They’re Hot

January 19, 2010

I am a girl … we all know this would happen eventually….


Jake Gyllenhaal…oh, there’s so much to say! Not only is he extremely good looking, but he is also a gentleman! Anyone who has ever read a gossip magazine know that he treats Reese Witherspoon (his girlfriend) like a princess, and that he has a kind/sweet soul. Look at how cute he is!:

But looks and true personality aside — this guy can act! Brokeback Mountain? Brothers? Donnie Darko? This man does it all, and that is why he made this list.


Okay, not only does this man have the voice of an angel, the abs of a Greek god and the talent of a 12-year-old Chinese gymnast, but he is also a good man! This guy is modest, sweet, down-to-earth, funny and humble. Oh so humble! He has a body that makes people like my Dad want to get into the gym — and thats saying something. I remember when I thought all he was was a hot face, body and personality — and then I saw him singing a song from Oklahoma! on YouTube. The man can do no wrong.


Perhaps the greatest actor of our time, Daniel Day-Lewis, putting it plainly, “got it goin’ on.” In case you were wondering, yes, he was hot even when he played a man suffering from cerebral palsy, and no, his age doesn’t make him creepy — it makes him hotter. Even if he wasn’t so superficially beautiful — the complicated and creative workings of his mind make him even more attractive. His method acting is fascinating, and adds an extra twist to a man that already has everything. Rock on, Daniel. You the man. Check out his godliness:


OH MAN. This man. THIS MAN. Do I even need to go on? Okay, just, one quick thing: A Streetcar named Desire. Nuff said? I think so. Just….just take a gander:


I remember when James Franco was Harry Osbourne. Hollywood used all of it’s movie magic to turn him into a nerdy shadow of Peter Parker — but they couldn’t do it. At least not for me. Even behind the glasses and curly locks of brown hair, I could see that perfect jaw line, that sweet smile and those perfectly sculpted shoulders and abs. Then, he went on to make movies like Tristan & Isolde, Annapolis and Flyboys which, although they are terrible films, do give him ample opportunity to go shirtless — which is never a bad thing. But wait! There’s more! Have you ever seen James’ videos on The man is hilarious!!! Check out one of the videos:

So, in my mind, the perfect face, body AND personality places him at the top. Any critics? BRING IT ON!!

4 Comments leave one →
  1. January 19, 2010 8:15 pm

    I note that the top two out of your five are of Italian descent. Just sayin’…

  2. January 19, 2010 9:00 pm

    Here’s Marlon onstage in “Streetcar”…

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  3. January 19, 2010 9:01 pm

    Shoot. The photo didn’t come thru. Sorry.

  4. Weeble Beeble Blop! permalink
    February 9, 2010 2:39 am

    The fact that Jesus Christ isn’t on your list amazes me.

    come on!

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